The management of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, is yet to come to terms with an explanation by an official in the Makurdi, Benue Sta
The management of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, is yet to come to terms with an explanation by an official in the Makurdi, Benue State office of the Board that proceeds from the sale of admission scratch cards in the state, totaling N36million have been swallowed from the cash vault by a mystery snake that comes in the night. The mystery snake was said to have sneaked into the account office of the Board in Makurdi, a number of time, and made away with the N36m.
A sales clerk, Philomina Chieshe, told the JAMB registrar and his team that she could not account for the N36m she made in previous years before the abolition of scratch cards. In the course of interrogation, Philomena denied the allegations that she stole the money. She however confessed that it was her housemaid that connived with another JAMB staff, Joan Asen, to “spiritually” steal the money from the vault in the account office.
Philomina, in her confessional statement, said that Joan Asen and her accomplices confessed that they have been stealing the money “spiritually” through a mysterious snake that always sneak into the office to swallow the money from the vault. According to her, “It was a mystery to me too. I have been saving the money in the bank, but I found it difficult to account for it. So I started saving it in a vault in the office. But each time I open the vault, I will find nothing.”
See reactions from Nigerians below
Under PMB, Babachir SWALLOWED N12b belonging to IDPs.
Under PMB, Cabals SWALLOWED $25b contracts belonging to NNPC.
Under PMB, Cabals SWALLOWED $44m belonging to NIA.
Under PMB, Snake SWALLOWED N36m belonging to JAMB.
Can someone give these people incl. the snake Laxative!!!
— Adetutu Balogun (@Tutsy22) February 10, 2018
Am I the only one who feels animals are taking over Nigeria?
Rats took over Aso Rock. Mysterious snake swallowed N36 million in jamb Office.
Let's prevent this before houseflies will swallow CBN.😂😂
I love my country…Nigeria
— Iyá Lájè Of Lagos (@newscantell) February 10, 2018
JAMB QUESTION- 100MARKS. Calculate how long it will take a snake to swallow 36,000,000 Naira. If the Bank notes are either in 100, 200 or 500 denomination and tabulate the chances of the snakes survival using the APC formula.
— LordKabba (@LordKabba) February 10, 2018
Animals have taken over Nigeria
President Chased by Rats.
Hundreds of people are killed cause of cow.
Now snake swallowing 36million Naira cash in Jamb office… issokay!
I need to see that angel that suggested Nigeria to God when I was coming to this world 😢 https://t.co/lleQfyrVCJ— Princess Ife❤️ (@ife_luv12) February 10, 2018
What kind of Snake entered JAMB's office and didn't bite the gateman or the clerk but went ahead to swallow N36 million?
— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) February 10, 2018
Strange country:
November 2008: satellite we built for 40 billion disappearsSeptember 2004: Ship laden with 30,000 barrels of oil disappears
August 2017: Rats chase the President out of office
February 2018: Snake swallows 36 million from JAMB
I need a beer
— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) February 10, 2018
So snakes are now swallowing JAMB money in Nigeria ehn?
Imagine someone somewhere in Nigeria claiming that a strange snake suddenly came to swallow N36Million belonging to JAMB from her office
Anyway, e no dey shock me anymore. As far as it happens in Nigeria I'm cool with it pic.twitter.com/SEXQsn3GhD
— Bródà Ayo🇳🇬 (@sovereignayo) February 10, 2018
Grasscutter stole IDP money.
Rats chased Buhari out of Aso rock office.
Snakes have now swallowed public funds at JAMB.
~To many corrupt Rodents in Buhari's Govt. https://t.co/ArTu9TSSTq— Mr Stanley Nwabia (@MrStanleyNwabia) February 10, 2018
Under PMB,
A minister imported grass,
Billions got missing in NNPC,
Snake swallowed 36million in jamb office,
Rat chased the president out of office,
People were murdered because of Cows.
First lady said Jackals & Hyena have taken over presidency,
Me right now…😢😢😢😢 pic.twitter.com/Oj8Y5HNykQ— DisturbingIbadan🇳🇬 (@damorela00) February 10, 2018
If snake developed strange appetite for money at ordinary JAMB, then be rest assured that it was elephants and hippopotamus that guzzled money at aunt Diezani's ministry. Revelations like this are what makes me shudder, not lyrics of a good song. @ayourb @Mr_JAGs
— Igbinoba Timi (@LadyTimi12) February 10, 2018
Welcome to Nigeria.
A country where animals are more powerful than Human beings.
A country where Rats chased away President Buhari from his office.
Snake ate N36million from a Jamb vault.
A country where Citizens are killed because of COWs.
Legbegbe Kontiri… 😂
— The Nigerian Wailers (@NGRWailers) February 10, 2018
