A Nigerian mother and entrepreneur with the twitter handle, @webdesignher is thankful that she is alive and well and is sharing her testimony of how she escaped being killed by her sex toy. She shared her ‘testimony’ via twitter.

She said, “So my vagina almost caught fire today. Home alone, so I decided to use my vib (vibrator) on the highest and most violent setting for the first time. I never crank it high because it is super loud and it vibrates so hard that in the event that it doesn’t rip my clit to shreds, I am unable to hold on to it when things get slippery.

“But today, I was like, fuck it, let’s see the worst that can happen. If we die, we die ‘noni’. I was enjoying myself then I started feeling heat on my fingers but I was like “nah it’s the friction from the vibration.”

“Then I started smelling a combination of burning tyre and you know how on sallah day, when they are burning the hair off the ram? Yes, that was my coochie hair being singed. The vibrator imploded, started melting from the inside and tried to barbeque my ‘hooha’. I flung it and ran to the bathroom to ‘tamba’

“AliExpress, eshay oh. Made in China. My biggest fear is dying from a sex related accident or having a sex toy stuck in me which is why I don’t trust dildos. Today my life flashed before my eyes. Imagine them finding my dead body with barbequed vagina. I’ve learned to appreciate my own fingers.”

She would later realise that it wasn’t the vibrator that almost singed her coochie, but the Duracell batteries in it.
“Ok, I take that back. It wasn’t the product. It was the battery. My cheap ass chewed on it so it can have extra life. Don’t judge me! For the record, I did have an orgasm when the burnt pube rolled u to my clit, it was just sudden and more painful than i thought. I regret nothing!”